Pwnage quotes 5 (JC speek)

During a Physics lecture a few days back, the lecturer said:

"So the term for strength of a gravitatonal field is gravitational field strength, and the term for strength of an electric field is electric field strength. So that means that the term for strength of a magnetic field is... yes, magnetic flux density."

*faints*

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Today, while Zhi Hui, Alex and I were slacking in the ODAC room between lessons:

A: Eh what's the next period ah?
R: Er... Chem lecture.
A: Wah sian leh don't feel like going...
Z: Yeah lah... eh wait this Chem lecture must go eh.
R: Oh yeah... what are they doing now ah? Kinetics ah?
A: Eh... this is Chemistry...Chem where got kinetics?
R: CHEMICAL kinetics lah!
A: ... oh yah...

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Later, during Maths lecture, I was trying to concentrate, but I had quite a bit on my mind after all that talking the three of us did in the room. Alex beside me on cue slips into a sleeping position, but for a second blearily looks up at me:

Alex: Don't follow me.
Russell: ... sound advice.


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Tampines JC has this thing for inarticulate teachers. So many helicopters, like that teacher, forgot the name, and her "Chicken MacNarrgerrts".

But Vincent "SeWen EleWen" Lee will always be our Blue Thunder. "Ok the Sea Sports CarniWal will begin at eleWen o'clock... I am glad to announce that our Wolleyball team has done Wely well..."

Now a new contender has arisen, the Chem lecturer, Ms or Mrs Khoo. During a pause in her lecture, some guy at the back started whistling audibly for the whole LT to hear. When the LT stopped laughing, she said something to the effect of:"Will the boy behing stop whizzling?"

lol