Pwnage quotes 2

"You want to know my favourite organic compound?
2,4-go-and-dinitrylphenylbenzene."

- The HK

Lolx that sounds so dumb lah. Go and die nitryl blah. And phenyl is what benzene is called when it's a substituent group. It just sounds weird.

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"Wah Hubert live in penthouse ah? Then I live in pencilhouse lah! Russell you live in liquid-paperhouse right?"

- Alex getting high on the way from T Mart today

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"I've just seen "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" and I think that Angelina Jolie is a very beautiful woman, and so is Brad Pitt."

- Some plastic surgeon featured on Table For 3

-_-" Piano would have the fits if she saw this. Come to think of it, she'd have a bigger fit if she saw me calling her Piano here. Lolz hi Shann :P

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A convo I happened to overhear on Villa Wellness:

Shan: So do you have any kids.
Vanessa: Er no.

S: You plan on getting any?

V: Yeah. I'm practising.

S: Oh? *raises eyebrows* How often?

V: Oh... everyday with other people's kids.

OMG PWNED! Wahahahaha!